Objects get frequent flyer miles too

I just received my shipment from Houston. In the first box I opened, I found my friend Elkahna’s jacket. The jacket went from Montreal to Los Angeles, where it was forgotten, then was packed in my move to Houston, got on a boat to Antwerp and has now spent 24h in Brussels before getting on a plane back to Montreal with a Swiss friend of mine who is composing music for Elkahna’s sister. 3 years have passed by, I’m not entirely sure the jacket will still be in fashion, although Montreal tends to be aesthetically fairly tolerant.